February 2012
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Feb 20th
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“Beauty and seduction, I believe, is nature’s tool for survival, because we will...”
– Louie Schwartzberg: The hidden beauty of pollination
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Not About Dating
But about work. I can’t really vent anywhere else, but here because I’m certain people I know and work with read my other Tumblrs. I hate my job. I want a new job. In fact I might be on a verge of a new job, if they like me. It’s not my ideal job, but it’s something else that will get me away from the job that I’m hating so much right now. Would you leave a job...
Feb 10th
January 2012
8 posts
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“Your magnetism is strong and can help you become a major flirt this year. If you...”
– My Monkey horoscope for Year of the Water Dragon. Marriage? YIPES!
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Eater Dating →
Where single foodies mingle…
Jan 19th
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Clicking
Things seem to be clicking more than usual between He and I. I’m not sure the source of the change, but maybe he’s just less stressed out. My parents finally visited our apartment. The week before their visit I was on a home decorating and cleaning kick. I bought so many options for storage for His shit that He dumps everywhere. I don’t mind that you don’t put stuff in...
Jan 17th
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“Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live...”
– James A. Baldwin (via quelowat)
Jan 12th
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How (not) to communicate new scientific... →
“He stepped around the podium, and pulled his loose pants tight up around his genitalia in an attempt to demonstrate his erection.” — You really, really, really must read the story of Professor G.S. Brindley, the 1983 Urodynamics Society meeting, and the first public demonstration of the first effective medical therapy for erectile dysfunction. via BoingBoing
Jan 11th
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Finally, Split →
It’s no one’s fault, really, though if I had to, I’d be inclined to blame my parents. Even with all the cruel and unusual, but so very real, traditions of an Immigrant-American family, there was one that my parents made the mistake of never instituting: the Birth Order Marriage rule (BOM). - The Delicious Life
Jan 10th
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“You may just have to access that place in your heart where some of your most...”
– Relationship Horoscope today
Jan 6th
December 2011
7 posts
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“Communication plays a vital role in your romantic life, especially during the...”
– Relationship Horoscope Pisces 2012
Dec 31st
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“The celestial configuration encourages you to make a momentous decision today....”
– My love horoscope today
Dec 26th
Goodbye Grandma
Funeral is tomorrow…
Dec 17th
sabotengirl replied to your link: Hungarians Have...
Hmmm. But big enough is all that matters. That’s true. Too big is too scary, but He’s just right.
Dec 4th
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Single Girl Weekend
He’s out of town on business this weekend. Our apartment seems to big and empty. But I made this a Single Girl Weekend. I dropped stuff off at my mom’s. I bought home decor items which He has no say on because I have better taste. I’m eating like a bachelorette - just fruits and veggies. Small meals.  But I miss Him. Come home soon.
Dec 4th
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Hungarians Have the Biggest Dicks in Europe →
I can attest to this, as the Canadian was Hungarian in background. 
Dec 3rd
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This Young Woman Scored $1,200 A Month In Fancy... →
I’ve done this. What lady hasn’t? Men use us for sex - is this any worse?
Dec 1st
November 2011
2 posts
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Crank My Heart
Nov 23rd
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Oh So Quiet
Not much to report. Things are…what they are. Here’s my love horoscope today. You, more than most, understand the power of love to transform difficult relationships into miracles of heart-to-heart communication. The opportunity to transform one particular close relationship that may have been causing you a few problems will be handed to you on a plate today. It just takes courage to...
Nov 18th
October 2011
15 posts
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Oct 29th
26,715 notes
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Oct 25th
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Is there a seven-year itch (or a three-year... →
Are you gonna scratch?
Oct 25th
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Mothers
Went to visit my mother this weekend. Not because I wanted to, but because she wanted me to. That is the nature of our relationship. The reason for my visit - so she could ask me why He and I weren’t engaged yet. And while there are many reasons why we’re not engaged, it really isn’t any of her concern. I was so upset that I drove all the way down there just so she could meddle...
Oct 24th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 17th
600 notes
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Oct 16th
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In the Stars
My horoscope today: Good luck is being showered upon you. When it rains, it pours, and today, it is pouring in from all angles. Follow your heart and you will be led straight to the opportunities and success that you have been waiting for. This is your time to shine.  My horoscope tomorrow: Your job is an important part of your life, but be careful. There is a tendency for you to put too much of...
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
7 tags
Oct 7th
652 notes
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Oct 4th
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Oct 3rd
September 2011
15 posts
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Sep 29th
1,360 notes
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Back from Vacation
Back to life. Back to reality. What made me think that New York would be a relaxing, fun vacation? I’m dumb. Vacation was okay. Sometimes vacations really just bring out the worst in you as a couple. We had a horrible time checking into our hotel. The hotel gave away His luggage to another guest who was on her way to LaGaurdia. So ridiculous! the rest of the vacation was about Him asking...
Sep 28th
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Women’s sex-strike ends civil war (sex vs... →
Sep 19th
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“You may see everything as a competition early this week. You’ll be able to...”
– My horoscope this week
Sep 19th
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“I can’t tell you how many guys, and girls, are like, ‘You did him...”
– Zooey Deschanel on fan reactions to the ending of (500) Days Of Summer to New York Magazine
Sep 15th
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Second Date
He came home early from His date last night. Around 7:30. I still hadn’t left for the gym because I was on an emotional binge-eating episode. I ate half a sandwich. Me: You’re home early. Him: I told you I wasn’t going to stay out late. It was a quick dinner. Me: What did she want at Home Depot? A toilet? Him: (shrug) We didn’t go. I think her new boyfriend took her.  ...
Sep 14th
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kittywrites replied to your post: Still Together
 Did he eventually talk to you about his plans? Yes, He confessed over pizza. The FB girl doesn’t have a car (so dumb in L.A.) “and I think she used up all her favors with her other friends,” He said. So, I wished Him well on His “date”, and that I was getting my hair done and going to the gym. I can’t waste time getting fat on pizza. I gotta start looking...
Sep 11th
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Still Together
…for now. 2 year anniversary trip in 2 weeks.
Sep 11th
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Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times →
Thanks Museum of Sex, for the link
Sep 11th
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Another Date
He has another date planned with Facebook girl. Thing is he hasn’t told me yet. I knew something was up when I saw Him email her. They’re going to “home depot” together and dinner on Monday. Coincidence that I’m getting my hair done that evening?
Sep 9th
WatchWatch
Don’t let this be you!
Sep 9th
Harvard Study Says DRINK, Ladies! →
via LAist. As if I needed another reason.
Sep 8th
Women's Sex Noises Have Little To Do With Their... →
via HuffPo
Sep 6th
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Sep 4th
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