Story Submitted by Kristin:
Zack was a dreamy blond that played guitar in front of school during breaks and all the girls were crazy about him. He was polite but aloof and I guess his hard-to-get…
“I can’t take this!” I’ll scream with my hands yanking at whatever is left of my greasy, unwashed hair. “This isn’t what I want! This isn’t me!” I’ll wail as I crumble into a messy weeping cyber-heap in front of my laptop.
“I just want to be a housewife!”
Story Submitted by Patrick:
My first date with Theresa was at her house. She offered to cook me dinner, which is a hell of a nice first date, based on what I’m used to.
I brought over some wine,…
“This brain imaging study of individuals who were still ‘in love’ with their rejecter supplies further evidence that the passion of ‘romantic love’ is a goal-oriented motivation state rather than a specific emotion” the researchers concluded, noting that brain imaging showed some similarities between romantic rejection and cocaine craving. “The findings are consistent with the hypothesis that romantic love is a specific form of addiction.”
E-mail Submitted by Tom:
hay baby. you’re kind of cute and i like your pics alot. about me my name is sheila and i like alot of the same things that you do. how long have you been on this site.
i…
E-mail Submitted by Lizzie:
these emails are so hard to sell your self so here goes.
Im open minded, go with the flow, dont play games, family oriented and believe in honesty and dont put up with…
E-mail Submitted by Vanessa:
i feel like we have alot in common, I just dont know if I could go without a girl who swallows, because I’m assuming as a vegetarian that you dont.
E-mail Submitted by Clair:
Here is something I am sure you never heard of, but are you willing to try it? I am willing to compensate you for your time in the sum of $50, but before you get pissed at…
Story Submitted by Julian:
I was out at dinner with a small group, and one of my friends, Ben, had brought his girlfriend, Lauren, along, who I hadn’t yet met. She was cute and personable, and we…
Story Submitted by Sarah:
Roger and I met on an Internet dating site. I didn’t normally respond to most messages, but his were just the right mix of funny and dopey/sweet, so we progressed to phone…
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E-mail Submitted by Erin:
I’M A BIG-FUN, ULTRA-KINKY, DOMINANT, SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE,…
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E-mail Submitted by Seth:
I’m Anna. You might be interested to know that I was…
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E-mail Submitted by Kate:
Since I am working on my masters thesis these days, and I am…
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E-Mail Submitted by Sara:
Hey how are you, My name is Jim, i’m 25 and originally from NJ,…
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Story Submitted by Leigh:
James, who I met online, was five years older than I was (he…
Submitted by Rory:
At a college study break that had degenerated into a drunken party, I met Kim, a petite blonde. We talked for a while, kissed a fair amount, and I somehow had the presence of mind…
Submitted by Kate:
I met Dennis online. We hit it off, and I asked him if he’d be up for meeting on a Friday or Saturday.
He said that he could “pencil me in” on the following Wednesday evening,…
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E-mail Submitted by Alexa:
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