Allow me to remind you of a few dolphin fun facts that are now likely burned into your subconscious. Dolphins enjoy masturbation, homosexuality, and sex involving the fin, mouth, and blowhole. Wow. Just … wow. If Seduce Me is to be believed (and given that Rossellini took biology classes at New York University as research, let’s assume that it is), Sea World isn’t so much an ideal family-vacation spot as an aquatic Plato’s Retreat.