June 2010
39 posts
Jun 30th
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The Kiss of the Singletail Whip →
Sir M laid down the floggers he’d just used on my back. I was blindfolded and chained up on the Saint Andrew’s cross. The sounds of chatter drifted in through the window but inside…
Jun 29th
Participate in Dick Research! →
We here at Sex and the 405 think that science is totally hot and sexy. As such, we endeavor to bring you every opportunity we can for you to participate in sexy science yourself. …
Jun 29th
Fuck Closure: It’s Never Over →
“I could lie here and hold you all weekend, listen to you moan over and over, and then just lie here and hold you until they send the dogs in to find us,” Lucaswhispered as I…
Jun 29th
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Jun 26th
Steve Jobs Freudian Slip →
The new iPhone is out! Lines at all Apple stores, like club openings for unfortunate-dressed people. Sadly, the device is apparently having some issues. A lot of users are…
Jun 25th
Do Strippers Make More Money When They’re... →
A common superstition among strippers is that earnings are directly related to their menstrual cycles. When they’re ovulating, the theory goes, they make more money. Well, guess…
Jun 24th
Dial O for Orgasm →
As you might have guessed, my sexual fantasies involve some very dirty things, and phone sex never made that list. I mean, jerking off to a girl’s voice? Isn’t that for people who…
Jun 24th
Does Masturbation Make Humans Unique? →
Are humans the only species that masturbates? Well, yes and no. We may not be the only species that likes to play with ourselves, but we appear to be the only species that does it for the…
Jun 24th
Social Media and Dating Funnies →
Our very own Natasha Wescoat has expanded her art empire into the real of comics. She’s teamed up with Mashable to run Friend Me, a spanking new comic strip about the perils of dating…
Jun 24th
Her Name Was Loren →
Loren and I met in the summer of 2007 on Collarme. She looked like Sofia Loren, and had been an Elite model in her 20s. She was 32 and I was 38. She was looking for a Daddy, and I…
Jun 23rd
Collared →
It’s official. I am under consideration by Sir M. I’m off the market (so to speak). I’ve been given more restrictions. I am under scrutiny. I will be held to a higher standard and…
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
Monday Morning Cheap Thrills →
We’ve seen it before. Truth is, the one night stand joke never ceases to amuse us, so when we saw this on FailBlog, we just had to share: Via bentoboxx.
Jun 21st
When A Good Show Gets Real →
Showtime’s revolutionary envelope-pushing brought you The L Word six years ago. Now, they’re back, but, as they say, this time it’s “for real.” That’s right, creatures, the L…
Jun 20th
Slinging Balls for Science →
Our fearless editrix finds herself this evening pacing about the Sex and the 405 newsroom (naked, of course) bemoaning the lack of white bread to be found in California. But…
Jun 20th
Move In Together →
Jun 19th
You Can Go To Jail for Adultery in New York →
Help us! We’ve fallen into a Hawthorne novel and we can’t get out! OK, not really. But get this — a New York woman recently arrested for lewd conduct after she was allegedly caught having…
Jun 18th
How Not To Break Up On Twitter →
As social media becomes more prominent, more and more things are hitting the stream. Here’s yesterday’s spat that caused the flow of tech to come full stop — for two full minutes. We’d give…
Jun 18th
Gender Differences in Kissing →
Kissing rocks, bottom line. Today, it’s largely considered a sign of affection and/or desire in about 90 percent of the world. We know this — and if we don’t know, we suspect. But…
Jun 18th
An Eyeful of Vulva →
How many of us have heard (or, God forbid, uttered) the expression “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean”? The conversation about penis size never ceases skips a…
Jun 18th
Jun 17th
Offer Your Significant Other To An Unruly Mob! →
And because we can’t seem to get enough abuse, here’s WiseMuv, a new site that — if it catches — is bound to make everyone just a little more bitter and annoyed than usual. Yay!…
Jun 17th
World Cup Delicious →
It’s World Cup time and the web is clogged with all manner of information about the teams, the matches and the players. Awesome. Our editrix is a huge soccer fanatic, so we’ve suffered more…
Jun 16th
Deals! Pleasure Chest SATC2 25% Discount →
The Pleasure Chest is celebrating sex in our city by giving 25 percent off on in-store purchases to buyers who come with a Sex and the City 2 ticket stub. What’s the…
Jun 15th
Pain Therapy →
I walked in the dungeon party and saw him sauntering behind a wild-haired girl who was restrained by wrists and ankles to a wood frame. She was lovely, with a curvy figure and a…
Jun 15th
How Players Do It →
Last month, we did a write-up about a piece on co-ed sex from h-spot, a site that’s actually so in line with our mission and vision here at Sex and the 405, that we’d go as…
Jun 15th
The Chemicals Between Us →
Ah, we just dated ourselves citing a Bush song from 1999 in the title like that, didn’t we? What the hell, it’s a good song. And we’ve pretty much all had sex to The Science of…
Jun 15th
SciFet →
We here at Sex and the 405 make our nerdiness no secret. We love all things nerd and we think it’s about time we really owned it. So we’ve created a new category: SciFet, for the sci-fi…
Jun 15th
Three Summer Must-Haves for Women →
You may not guess it looking at me, but I grew up barefooted and wild-haired on a tropical island – well, maybe you can guess the wild-haired part, considering how much I tweet about my…
Jun 8th
More Cock Worship: 99% Enthusiasm, 1% Technique →
A few years back I was reveling in debauchery. Divorced, 40-something, liberated and exploring my sluttiness. I was partying like a rock star with porn stars and beautiful people,…
Jun 8th
Moving Moving →
Jun 8th
I’m Not Cheating, I’m At The Club [VIDEO] →
OK, so cheaters exist. We know this better than anyone here at Sex and the 405. But oh, my goodness, there is cheating and then there is shameless cheating. This here is some serious…
Jun 7th
We Need Your Vote! →
Amazing! Our in-house scientist Jason Goldman is up for the 3 Quarks Daily 2010 Science Prize! If you like the science you read here, show your support by accessing their …
Jun 3rd
Trendwatch: Crossdressing Cosplay →
Crossdressing — it’s big in Japan. We’re not kidding. Japan, which traditionally embraced cross-dressing is getting back to its roots, with more and more heterosexual men beginning to enjoy…
Jun 3rd
Call To Action: Support Porn! →
On June 12, 2010, a bunch of people are going to gather in Boston to discuss how pornography exploits women, breeds hatred, turns men into monsters and generally destroys lives and…
Jun 3rd
He Sees Right Through Me →
The last time I saw Sir M he asked me how things were going with me. I told him sheepishly that the night before I’d made a mistake. He had put me on abstinence from having any sex…
Jun 2nd