This is Dating LA.
“He stepped around the podium, and pulled his loose pants tight up around his genitalia in an attempt to demonstrate his erection.” — You really, really, really must read the story of Professor G.S. Brindley, the 1983 Urodynamics Society meeting, and the first public demonstration of the first effective medical therapy for erectile dysfunction.
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…young people no longer date—they just have friends with benefits…
Me:I told you that we can't have sex tonight.
Him:Why do you keep saying that? What makes you think that we just have sex?
Me:Because everytime we're together that's all we end up doing. First date - we had sex, and all the other times I came over we just had sex.
Him:Well, it takes two people to have sex you know.
Me:Besides I can't have sex with you?
Him:Why not?
Me:Because I have an STD?
Him:Is it HIV?
Me:No. It's [redacted] and I'm in the middle of an outbreak. I'm doing a treatment, but I can't have sex with you.
Him:You're kidding me.
Me:Why would I joke about having an STD?
Him:Lemme see.
Him:Well, I heard it's very common.
Me:Yeah. I have two friends who have it.
Him:Now you know one more. I have it too.
Me:So, you gave it to me?
Him:No, you gave it to me.